Ham for a Jew

Okay fine, so I am not a good practicing Jew as I was at the market and made my Jewish boyfriend buy me a three pound ham, after which I fried him some thick pieces along with fried eggs and hot coffee with milk. But I "am" a good girlfriend as I fed him and he certainly didn't look like he was suffering afterwards. That's what makes a nice partner, being willing to let go of some traditions, laugh at the situation, and be joyous that you are "both" joyous. Life is taken much too seriously. Enjoy! Celebrate! Capiche?