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Saturday, August 6, 2011
Soon-Yi not Gone Soon Enough!
After stalking Woody Allen now for five years, traveling from San Francisco to wherever he was, and even making a voodoo doll of Soon Yi, I have given up. It is just not happening soon yi enough for mi! I am demolished, heartbroken, I cry in my borsht while wearing my belt. Who thinks I am hotter and funnier than "Not-Soon-Yi-Gone-Yet?" Aren't Japanese Jews funnier than Koreans?