"To be Jewish or Not to Be" . . . that is the Question

"Saying you are only part-Jewish is like saying you are only part-pregnant. You either are or you aint." I have had it up to my shadayims not being accepted me as part of the tribe. Jews should be so lucky to have me. Although Groucho said, "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member." Besides, I already have more personal members than I can keep track of. "Ich darf es vi a loch in kop!"