Newt chooses "Geico" Gecko as Running Mate

It is official. Newt Gingrich has chosen his amphibian friend The "Geico" Gecko as his running mate. Phibby, as he likes to be called has a green reputation thus far, which should help Newt's image with his many affairs. However, Phibby has been known to frequent one underground Lily Pad bar where gecko chicks sell themselves for guppies. Story to be continued.