Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Jewish Comedians- Six Great Jokes

Rodney Dangerfield

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”

“My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.”

Woody Allen

“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”

“My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.”

Henny Youngman

“Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.”

“I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.”

*Note: There are so many great and timeless jokes by our great Jewish comedians, I will post six different jokes a week to remind us all of our comic geniuses, and to make us laugh of course