Rodney Dangerfield
“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”
“My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.”
Woody Allen
“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”
“My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.”
Henny Youngman
“Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.”
“I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.”
*Note: There are so many great and timeless jokes by our great Jewish comedians, I will post six different jokes a week to remind us all of our comic geniuses, and to make us laugh of course
