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Tuesday, May 17, 2011
I am not the Terminator's Mama Baby
I swear it wasn't me, I don't care how many rumors you hear- I am NOT the mother of Arnold's love child! Ten years ago I was too busy trying to be the love mother of any child of Charlie Sheen or Osama bin Hefner. And I would also never betray Maria Shriver Kennedy, although I would have had an affair with her. That would have made me a bisexual having relations with someone in a bipartisan marriage. Not so shabby.